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Lush House Wife: Mean Girls Entry!

Lush House Wife: “Say when!” “…”

Lush House Wife: “Say when!” “…”

Lush House Wife: “Christmas party. Who put punch in my rum bowl?!”

Lush House Wife: “Christmas party. Who put punch in my rum bowl?!”

Lush House Wife: “Bake sales: keep your friends close and your enemies fat.”

Lush House Wife: “Bake sales: keep your friends close and your enemies fat.”

Lush House Wife: “The five stages of grief? One-five: drink.”

Lush House Wife: “The five stages of grief? One-five: drink.”

Lush House Wife: “My husband’s keys are in the bowl. Your husband’s keys are in my pocket.”

Lush House Wife: “My husband’s keys are in the bowl. Your husband’s keys are in my pocket.”

celticcherokee:

Lush House Wife: “Isn’t Tumblr for mixing drinks?”

celticcherokee:

Lush House Wife: “Isn’t Tumblr for mixing drinks?”